I am looking around the room one last time and turning off the lights...

In lieu of a botched LTR, I've decided to use this thing as a vehicle for more writing. I did quite a bit of it back in the day before I became comfortably nestled in the womb of domesticity. Needless to say a lot of it will be unbearable, grammatically incorrect, and shamefully egregious but - fuck you - it makes me feel better.

No one reads this shit anyway and it was something I've been wanting to get back to.

Writing will include prose, stories, random thoughts, bullshit and even - gasp! - poetry, for lack of a better word. Enjoy the ride...or don't. Check out Kissing Suzy Kolber or something for some real talent.